Friday, June 29, 2012

Meanwhile in Punggol

I was heading to Punggol Plaza with my sister to buy some groceries.

I took the wave board, she took the trolley.

I wanted to see if I could take both.


Guess I succeeded.


We were at the check-out counter at NTUC when the casher asked me what i was holding.

I showed her the wave board and explained what it was.

"Then won't you get home much faster than your wife?" she asked.

Marianne was rather... shocked.

My new roller blades are monsters

They are unstoppable downslope.


So glad dad made me buy a helmet.


I've gone out on them twice this week...

And I think I'm starting to get addicted to this kind of speed.

I can't take anything seriously in Hokkien

Not the greatest twist in movie history...




Nor the greatest trilogy in my history...




Or one of the biggest games in my time.

(Warning: Army-level vulgar language in this last one)

Thursday, June 28, 2012

The costliest gift I've ever been given

I held in my hand the calendar I had just been given.

I walked to the other table and proudly displayed it for all the other fencers to see.

"It even has 6 more months to use!" I said happily.

Some of the fencers scoffed at how cheapskate I looked, but others who knew what happened the week before were quite moved.


You see, I was eating supper with 2 of the fencing guys at another table, talking to them about what it means to be missional - helping the poor and needy not just in poorer countries, but wherever we may be - when the same old lady pushing tissue paper approached me, trying to make a sale. I had looked for her the last time I was here without any success, so I was so happy to see her this round.

"Hello auntie! 你还记得我吗?前个星期我们给你蛋糕吃。"

She looked up shyly from beneath her hat, and her countenance slowly lit up as she looked at my face, telling me that she did recognise us.

I quickly bought the tissue from her, giving her more than her asking price. She thanked me again and said she wanted to give me something. I told her not to, seeing how little she had on her person anyway.

A while later she came back to our table, this time holding a calendar in her hands. I got up as she handed it to me and asked her for her name.

"我叫 Madam Lee."

After she left and I had showed the calendar to the fencers, I sat back down at my table away from the rest. "She came all the way back just to give that to you," said one of the two guys at my table.

I held the calendar in my hands and felt tears rising up.

"They all gave out of their wealth; 
but she, out of her poverty, put in 
everything—all she had to live on."

Penguin and Furby


Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Fearless

Today I decided to live on the edge.

So i took a tub of ice cream.

And ate directly from the tub.

With my bare hands.

The bike is real


This guy, Ernest Zacharevic, is brilliant.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Monday, June 25, 2012

I finally understood this song...



I never understood what it meant till last week when I helped fix a broken heart.

It's not a song about romance (or it would be a bad romance).

It's a song about friendship and being there for a friend.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Why did she reach in?

Why did the auntie outside the train door reach in before people got out and held on to the pole on the inside of the door?

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Release Sticker Girl


I sat alone in my living room, thinking

About how it could have worked, and how we could have gotten together.

How, because of our unique circumstances, we could have made this relationship a success.

How we could continue to support each other though we were so far apart.

How we could love like so few others.

But ultimately, we would fall apart, because the perfect long distance relationship couldn't lead to a perfect marriage.

It was sad, but it was still a very good relationship that both of us would never forget.


I sat alone in my living room late last night, thinking about how things would be like if I got together with Taylor Swift.

And I thought about what kind of song she would have written about me.

Turning Tables on Public Posters



Imagine if this poster focused on the perpetrator instead of the victim.

Imagine if it went like this:


DON'T RUB THE WRONG WAY
Protect yourself from molesting

- Shout for help and call the helpline
- Don't be silent about needing help
- Avoid walking through secluded areas alone
- Have someone escort you when it's late.


I think the world would be a different place if we helped those close to us to stop molesting strangers.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

I think keeping a dog is a great way to teach your maid responsibility.

Friday, June 15, 2012

This idea really freaked me out




Of all the horrifying monsters out there in Hollywood, I honestly think the scariest thing that I could possibly come face to face with is another of myself.

Because unlike anyone else, I know exactly what I am capable of, and that really, really scares me.


Posttext:
I found this movie online and bought it immediately. Extra clips, special edition and all. But it's blu-ray, and I don't have a blu-ray player. Heh.

I was heartbroken a few minutes ago

I was at the coffee shop with my fencing friends having supper and celebrating Mei Lin's birthday with a cake. An old auntie was walking around selling tissue paper. On her first round I ignored her. But she later came back so I bought some tissue from her.

Later on she was sitting down at the table behind me, where the previous group had left many empty claypots after finishing their meal. I was getting up to go to the toilet when I noticed all the people at another table were staring at her. I turned around and saw that she was scooping the leftovers into a bowl and eating from it.

I sat down and my heart was so heavy.

Ian, who was sitting next to me, felt the same and said, "I'll make sure my parents don't end up like that." I finished my piece of cake and asked Florence to cut me one more slice. The fencers already had their fill anyway. Flo kinda messed it up and the slice looked more like a blob so I cut a big slice myself and topped it with a strawberry. Ian realised what I was about to do and pulled a chair out of my way.

"Hello Auntie, 这个蛋糕给你吃 ! "

She tried to say no, but I insisted that we had enough. I left it by her bowl so she could not say no. She thanked me and I gave her a little pat on the elbow, the closest thing I could come to giving her a hug.

As we were leaving, I saw her sitting at another table near the toilet. She waved goodbye and thanked me again. I waved back and smiled.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Cosmopolitan

What you see:




What I see:

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Friday, June 8, 2012

This came out when i was in the army...

And is arguably the greatest fight scene of that era.

Just hit yet another major Identity Crisis

Might need to change my blog skin soon.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

The highest viewed picture on Flickr

It surprised me.

Because of all the tumblr worthy pictures of insanely obscure but beautiful places, the top most viewed picture on Flickr was taken somewhere I had been before.

Thus I didn't know if I should post it on Tuesdays Through My Eyes, or Tumblr-Worthy Thursday.

Anyhow, the picture I posted on Tuesday was of one of the highest waterfalls in India.

It's the most viewed Flickr photo of all time.

Here's my photo journal of getting there.










In my dreams I saw a friend crying

I went and comforted her, saying, "It's okay, this is just a dream."

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Monday, June 4, 2012

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Should I let go or keep holding on against hope...

That the producers of Ninja Warrior still will get back to me?

Friday, June 1, 2012

This came out back in 2004...



And I stood outside the computer game shop watching this video again and again.