Wednesday, December 15, 2010

I now pronounce you husband and wife

Why is it at weddings they say:

"You may now kiss the bride."


In an egalitarian world it should be:

"You may now kiss each other."


Or at the rate feminism is going:

"You may now kiss the groom."


Well yeah. At my wedding, it's gonna be:

"You may now do the salsa."

1 comment:

  1. At least you will have a wedding.

    I'll be lucky if I can even find a girlfriend. And it will take a miracle to make the relationship last even a minute. The moment I open my mouth, she'll tell me "let's break up."

    Oh, well...

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