Why is it at weddings they say:
"You may now kiss the bride."
In an egalitarian world it should be:
"You may now kiss each other."
Or at the rate feminism is going:
"You may now kiss the groom."
Well yeah. At my wedding, it's gonna be:
"You may now do the salsa."
At least you will have a wedding.
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Oh, well...