Friday, December 31, 2010

Ninja Warrior!

We were approaching the Singapore customs checkpoint.

The tour bus guide made an announcement over microphone:

"Please take note, you are not allowed to bring wet foodstuff into Singapore. And just now I saw someone was carrying what looked like a samurai sword."

The latter was of course me.

"I do not know if it is made of plastic or metal, but even if it is a toy, you must declare it at customs. You want to be a ninja?"

I sensed the fear he was trying to instill in all our hearts and responded bravely by shouting out loud:

"YES! Because a ninja will never get caught."


Needless to say I did not declare my sword, and managed to get through without getting caught.

Conclusion?

I am a ninja.

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