What the Fish?!?

Mom started singing a Barney song this morning, but I think she got the words mixed up with the lyrics from "If I were a Butterfly".

"When I grow up

I wanna be a fish,

But I wonder if I'll know how..."

Walking with Marianne to lunch not long after that. She said she was hungry, I asked if she was pregnant. She said pregnant with what? I said an octopus maybe. Then her reply:

"If I'm pregnant I'd rather be pregnant with a crab so when it comes out I can eat it."

I'm disturbed a great deal by the women in the house.