I was sitting alone in the canteen

Jon Ma walked by on his way to buy food and mockingly said:

"Are you eating alone?!"

I replied:

"No."


A random Auntie walked by and, seeing the empty chairs, asked:

"Is anyone sitting here?"

I replied:

"No."


Jon Ma walked past the table again having bought his food, but this time he said nothing- choosing instead to just raise an eyebrow of disapproval.